Friday, July 10, 2009

Project Runway Season 6

We told you guys last year that Bravos flagship fashion show Project Runway was jumping ship and moving over to the Lifetime network. It's official and the new season (season 6) starts on August 20th at 10PM on the channel. Lifetime has announced 16 new contestants and has posted their portfolios on it's website. Click Here to check them out.

We are super happy to see Project Runway coming back so soon, we really can't watch much more of The Fashion Show, also known as Bravos lame attempt at a PR clone.


5th Annual Cow Appreciation Day

Today, July 10th, is the 5th Annual Cow Appreciation Day at Chick-fil-A. What does that mean? That means that if you dress up like a cow and visit your local Chick-fil-A, they will give you a FREE MEAL. It's all in the name of saving the cows and slaughtering the chickens.

Is it really worth the public embarrassment and ridicule you are sure to receive just for a free chicken sandwich? We think not, but if any of our readers happen to go to Chick-fil-A for lunch today and spot someone dressed as a cow for a free meal PLEASE send us a picture, we would love to see it.

Separated at Birth

It's been quite a while since we've had a Separated at Birth post and you guys can thank Joe(y) for this gem. This past Monday night at the Kickbacks Beer Dinner he noticed that our first dish, the Smoked Salmon Cake, resembled one of our favorite games as a kid....Simon. Check it out!

Thursday, July 09, 2009

No Effing Way! - MacGruber is Coming to the Big Screen

That's right, according to THR.com the Saturday Night Live recurring skit featuring Will Forte and Kristin Wiig, MacGruber, is being made in to a feature length film. To make things even sweeter, Val Kilmer and Ryan Phillipe are rumored to be in negotiations to star in the movie. It's certain to be stupid-hilarious.

Free Slurpees But Not For You

Sometimes we get so pissed that there's not a 7-Eleven convenience store here in Jacksonville. Saturday will be one of those days because every July 11th, 7-Eleven stores across the country celebrate their birthday by giving away free Slurpees. This year the convenience store chain turns 82, and about 5 million icy beverages will be handed out at participating locations. The company is touting this as the "biggest Slurpee giveaway ever." In addition, the Slurpee cups will come with codes that can be redeemed for $7.11 lawn seats to select Live Nation shows. But none for us, we'll have to drive to the closest 7-eleven in Ormond Beach if we want our free beverage. Boo!!!

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Kickbacks/Samuel Adams Beer Dinner

This past Monday night Kickbacks Gastropub had their third Beer Dinner, this one featured 11 different beers from the Samuel Adams Brewery. The event started promptly at 6:30 and Jason, Joe(y), and Julio attended the gluttonous feast.

Our first course was a Summer Ale paired with an Applewood Smoked Salmon Cake topped with an Avocado Aioli and served with Fried Tortilla Strips.

The Salmon Cake was GIGANTIC, like three times the size of a usual cake. The Salmon was pretty good, a tad fishy, but the avocado aioli toned it down a bit and contributed to a clean finish. The tortilla chips were unnecessary but we still enjoyed layering the salmon and aioli on them for a kicked-up nacho.

The next course was a Boston Lager with a Beer Cheese Soup. The Lager was used in the soup preparation.

No lie, this was the saltiest thing any of us had ever put in our mouths. We all took one bite of the soup and pushed it away. Kickbacks owner Stephen Flores popped by and asked how it was and we had to be brutally honest. Steve said he was aware of the problem earlier in the day but was under the impression that the saltiness had been toned down prior to service. It obviously hadn't been. The portion was more in-line with a tasting size.

The third course started out with a beer taste test between a Samuel Adams Pilsner and an Ale. We were served BBQ Pulled Pork with Black Bean and Corn Salsa, Homemade Guacamole, and Fried Pita Chips.

The pulled pork was pretty good, there was a strong hint of Nutmeg and it was pretty sweet. There were no complaints about the homemade guacamole, it was pretty tasty. The salsa had a slight heat to it, but not really too much and the pita chips were a good addition to even out the flavors.

The fourth course was a glass of Longshot Double IPA along with Sesame Seared Ahi Tuna, a nice mound of Wasabi Infused Mashed Potatoes, some Pickled Ginger, and a small Seaweed Salad accoutrement.

The flavors were pretty good on this dish. Unfortunately the seared tuna was overdone, there should have been a great deal of nice pink meat in the middle of each slice. We suspect that the plates hung out too long in the kitchen causing the tuna to continue to cook. The mashed potatoes, on the other hand, were quite delicious and a tad spicy, seaweed salad is always good.

Next up was the main course, this one consisted of three beers....Longshot Traditional Bock, Imperial Double Bock, and Triple Bock (vintage 1997). Roast Beef with Boiled Potatoes and Carrots and a special Gravy made with Chocolate Bock finished out the course.

The "bock" beers in this course were all quite robust and as the bock's increased so did the flavors. The special treat was the 1997 Triple Bock that is quite indescribable. So many flavors from sip to swallow, from chocolate to wine to port. It was a nice taste but we, admittedly, could never drink an entire bottle of the stuff. Which is good because there aren't many more bottles of this stuff left in the world. The roast beef was good and the boiled veggies were just...um...boiled. The gravy went well with the roast beef. We were quite full by this time but we had one more course to go.

The final course had three Wheat beers (Cherry, Blackberry, and Cranberry) along with a Strawberry and Rhubarb Cobbler.

All three beers were tasty with the Cherry Wheat being the standout. The cobbler was VERY good.

Overall, we had a great time. If we had to choose one word to describe the evening it would be overindulgence. We practically had to roll ourselves out of the restaurant to go home. We really want to give special thanks to Steve and Mike and also a resounding GREAT JOB to server extraordinaire Noel. If you think you've seen Noel before, you probably have if you are a fan of the television show Fear Factor. He was on it twice and won on his first appearance.

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

How many times have you prepared your very own sack lunch, brought it to work, placed it in the communal refrigerator, only to find that some asshole has taken your meal....leaving you empty handed and hungry? Well, the geniuses at ThinkOfThe.com have designed the perfect deterrent to such treachery, the anti-theft lunch bag. Never worry again. The anti-theft lunch bag consists of a simple zip-log sandwich bag emblazoned with a mold-like print on the outside giving the illusion that the contents are weeks old and inedible. One less thing to stress about during your work day.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Michael Jackson Memorial Service

The loss of Michael Jackson truly is a travesty. Today at 12:55PM Michael will be put to rest in front of the entire world. If you're not near a TV but you want to watch the memorial service, just click here to watch it streaming live thanks to Hulu. We're definitely going to be in attendance.

Monday, July 06, 2009

Fireworks!!!

It seems that every single 4th of July the City of Jacksonville debates shooting off fireworks for one reason or another and, as usual, the fireworks display went off without a hitch. A beautiful display at that. Here are a few photos that we took from our prime location on the St. Johns River thanks to David and Michael Bellamy-Daly and Peter and Josef Arias-Frye.








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Engrish

It's the summer time and many of our readers take advantage of school being out by taking trips all over. We have a very special Engrish submission for you guys today that Stacie sent over all the way from Boone, NC. If the snarky handicapped parking sign wasn't enough to amuse, they had to add the hand-written "Driveway, No Parking ALOUD". Awesome! Thanks Stacie.


Caught in the Act

Julio caught our mascot Shirley Green (Stinky BooBoo) getting arrested this past Friday in Riverside for -

Fla. Stat. § 316.2045(2) It is unlawful, without proper authorization or a lawful permit, for any person or persons willfully to obstruct the free, convenient, and normal use of any public street, highway, or road by any of the means specified in subsection (1) in order to solicit. Any person who violates the provisions of this subsection is guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083. Organizations qualified under s. 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code and registered pursuant to chapter 496, or persons or organizations acting on their behalf are exempted from the provisions of this subsection for activities on streets or roads not maintained by the state. Permits for the use of any portion of a state-maintained road or right-of-way shall be required only for those purposes and in the manner set out in s. 337.406.
And we are lucky enough to have before and after arrest pics. Geez, Shirley wasn't even out of the slammer for a week before being booked again. We hope she had a wonderful 4th of July and stay at the Jacksonville Hilton (the Jail).


Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Happy Birthday

OMG, we almost missed Debbie Harry's 64th Birthday. YES! We are serious....her 64th. The original Madonna and she's still alive! Let's celebrate her many years of awesomeness.

Danielle is a Whore

Well, well, well, no surprise here. Look which Real Whores of New Jersey housewife has been in moving pictures. None-other-than the kidnapping coke-whore Danielle. Check out her appearance on the daytime soap ("story") All My Children. See.....

Friendship Fountain Photos

Jacksonville Confidential staff photographer Robin took a visit to the SouthBank to take some pics of Friendship Fountain and he did a fantastic job. We are total fans of the fountain and hope that the City decides to keep it.

If you aren't up on current local events, then you probably aren't aware that the City has had several problems with pumps for the fountain and other concerns about the use of the land and have been debating renovating the structure or totally doing away with it. We say NAY!!! Keep the fountain, it's truly a Jacksonville landmark! Click here for a recent article from Ron Littlepage at Jacksonville.com and here's a link to some discussion on MetroJacksonville regarding the fountain.

Check out Robin's Flickr!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Classy Lady

Mah mah mah poker face mah mah poker face...from another faithful reader, Erminda, we have this awesome submission of a possible future Separated at Birth candidate from Saturday night at the Pearl, "I got these 2 photos of this girl who was wearing acid washed stretch pants complete with a stretch band at the top, and her body suit hanging out at the top..." Total class.