These aren't as fun and crass as Some eCards but theres more of em and they're pretty good. Check out Wrong Cards for some more non-hallmark moments. Here's our favorite for the night (or maybe tomorrow night around 10PM).
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Wrong Cards
Thursday Throwdown Tomorrow Night
Join us for the second Thursday Throwdown of the season tomorrow night at the Baseball field as the Jacksonville Suns take on the Tennessee Smokies. If you want the VIP treatment, then click over to Jacksonville Scene to register for your VIP package... Baseballs' never been hotter!"Sign-up under "social events" before it's too late. This VIP package includes everything: game ticket, bus ride to and from the game WITH FREE BUD LIGHT and great times. It's Throw down Thursday, so sign up with your friends now so you don't have to worry about driving, parking or waiting in line!"
Message from the Prez
To promote the new movie Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay New Line Cinema has developed a site where you can create your own message from George W. Bush to send to your friends. Click Here to try it out!
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
BREAKING NEWS......
Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow is dining at the San Marco European Street at this very moment! Drop what youre doing and head over there!
Pajama Party Tonight
Tonight at the Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena you can party in your PJ's with Raven Symone. The show starts at 7PM and tickets are available through Ticketmaster. We hope to have some concert footage for you tomorrow.
UPDATE!!! - The tour has been cancelled
Mothers Day Card
We found the perfect card for your Mother on Mothers Day. Click Here to head on over to Clay Aikens Official Website and send your Mom a very special card and message from one of the gayest people on Earth. She'll really love you for it!
Drrrrrrop!
The countdown has come to an end. Madonna's much anticipated and already acclaimed new CD Hard Candy is in stores today. We encourage all of you to go out and buy it, trust us......its awesome!
Spotted
Jackie Warner was spotted (once again) by Robyn a little later in the afternoon at the Lemon Bar on Sunday during the opening of the beaches.
Free Cone Day!
Today Ben & Jerrys Ice Cream is celebrating its 30th Birthday and to commemorate the occasion they are giving away Free Ice Cream Cones!!!! (from 12pm - 7pm) The only Ben & Jerrys in the area is in Orange Park (at 1635 Wells Road). So you'll have to travel there to participate.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Traffic Alert
It's quittin time and we wanted to tell everyone to be careful on the roads this afternoon, we just received some exclusive photos from a reader of the I-95 Southbound closing at Bowden Road due to a traffic accident. All lanes are closed due to a gasoline spill and the police are rerouting traffic into the emergency lanes. Needless to say, traffic is pretty bad this afternoon. Take your time and drive safely.
Spotted
We traveled out to the Lemon Bar at the beach yesterday for the "Opening of the Beaches" festivities and had a fantastic time. The celebs were out in full force. We spotted Gwen Stefani, Timothy Olyphant from Go and Deadwood, and Steve Pedersen of Smashmouth.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Take A Listen
Do you wanna hear all of the songs from Madonnas new CD Hard Candy? Well you can, she has uploaded the entire album on MySpace Music. Click Here and let us know what you think.
Weekend Planner
So many things and so little time. Here are a few things going on this weekend. A day-long book festival and literacy program begins at the Prime Osborn Convention Center at 9AM and moves to the Jacksonville Main Library at 2:30PM. More than 30 authors will participate and appeal to readers of all ages. R.L. Stine of Goosebumps fame and Jane O’Connor, creator the popular Fancy Nancy series will be on hand. Most of the events are free and open to the public. For a complete schedule of activities, visit Much Ado About Books. Midnight Movie at the San Marco Theatre Tonight and tomorrow night at midnight the theatre will be showing The Shining and as a bonus check out the "making of" prior to the film (so get there around 11:30PM).Opening of the Beaches
Click Here for more information from our March 14th post.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
New At Toys R' Us
Wow! This takes PROSTI-TOT to a whole new level. Check out these stickers that are available at the front of local Toys R' Us stores. So classy.
What a WHORE!
Logo No Go
The Office of Government Commerce (OGC) in the UK recently revamped its logo. Here's what the logo is "supposed" to look like.
But here's how it looked on the newly printed mousepads, pens, stationary, and website.
Theres really not much more to the story, but if you want to read the whole thing Click Here.
(Submitted by Joe(y))
Movies in the Park
This weeks Movie in the Park at Treaty Oak Park is The Goonies. Tomorrow night, Friday, April 25th, catch a FREE movie, outdoors under the stars. Just bring a blanket, chair, and/or picnic basket (NO ALCOHOL!). There will be a food vendor on site as well. Click Here for more info.
Hard Candy - Review
We've spent all morning listening to the brand new Madonna Hard Candy CD and we MUST say it is effin stellar, off the chain, badass. A few standout tracks include "Give It 2 Me", "The Beat Goes On", "Dance 2 Night", and "Miles Away". Pretty much every song on the disc has a high point and we think this is going to be one of her most universally accepted works ever. Thanks to our peeps that got us an advanced copy!
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Outted
Have you guys heard about this new book coming out called "Hiding in Hip Hop"? The book is writted by Terrance Dean who is an ex-employee of MTV and with this literary piece, he hopes to out all the homosexuals in Hip Hop. We are going to start taking bids on how long it takes before someone busts a cap in this guys ass. Takers? (Honestly, no pun intended).
E.T. for Free
The Jacksonville Public Library will be showing the movie E.T. - The Extra Terrestrial tomorrow night, April 24th, at 5:45PM at the Main Branch Downtown as part of their Not Just for Baby Boomers Film Series.
I Love Money
Like we told you last week, Jacksonville's own Midget Mac (from VH1's I Love New York) was in town with a camera crew filming clips for an upcoming "Celebreality" series that had not yet been named. Its just a few days later and someone has uploaded a ton of info onto Wikipedia about the new show, called I Love Money. How appropriate. from Wikipedia: This show is gonna be effin ridiculous. WE CANNOT WAIT!"I Love Money: The Challenge is a VH1 reality series. It is a spin-off of Flavor of Love, I Love New York and Rock of Love with Bret Michaels and was created by the producers The Surreal Life.
Hosted by LaLa, the series will consist of contestants from Flavor of Love (Seasons 1-3), I Love New York (Seasons 1-2), and Rock of Love (Seasons 1-2) competing in physical and mental challenges in an attempt to win $100,000. Production started in early February 2008, and concluded in March 2008.
Contestants
* Pumkin (Flavor of Love: Season 1)
* Hoopz (Flavor of Love: Season 1)
* Toasteee (Flavor of Love: Season 2)
* Nibblz (Flavor of Love: Season 2)
* Bootz (Flavor of Love: Season 2)
* Buckeey(Flavor of Love: Season 2)
* Myammee(Flavor of Love: Season 3)
* Sinceer (Flavor of Love: Season 3)
* Thing 1 (Flavor of Love: Season 3)
* Thing 2 (Flavor of Love: Season 3)
* Chance (I Love New York: Season 1)
* Real (I Love New York: Season 1)
* Heat (I Love New York: Season 1)
* 12 Pack (I Love New York: Season 1)
* Whiteboy (I Love New York: Season 1)
* The Entertainer (I Love New York: Season 2)
* Midget Mac (I Love New York: Season 2)
* Buddha (I Love New York: Season 2)
* Heather (Rock of Love: Season 1)
* Brandi C. (Rock of Love: Season 1)
* Destiney (Rock of Love: Season 2)
* Megan (Rock of Love: Season 2)
* Kristy Joe (Rock of Love: Season 2)
* Daisy(Rock of Love: Season 2)
SuperNanny
If you live in the Jacksonville area and your children are like the worst ever and you need help controlling your devil spawn (AND you want all of America to see what a terrible parent you are), no fear SuperNanny Jo Frost could come to your rescue. There is an open casting call on Saturday, April 26th, from 12:00PM - 4:00PM at the Jacksonville Beach Adventure Landing on the patio outside the game room (by the golf area) for SuperNanny. Admission is free if you are participating in the event.
Spotted
Jacksonville Confidential staff members Amber, Julio, Jason, Joe(y), and Robyn were spotted by the peeps over at Jacksonville Magazine during the Liz Claiborne Fashion Show hosted by Tim Gunn. Here's the pic to prove it!
(Page 18 of the May 2008 issue)
And The Winner Is.....
As expected Hilary Clinton won yesterdays primary in Pennsylvania beating out Barack Obama by about 10 points. Just a few more steps to a Clinton victory! Speaking of victory, here's Hilarys Pennsylvania Primary Victory Speach from last night (in two parts).
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Happy Birthday
We almost forgot about this one...Happy Birthday to the genius (with the creepy pencil thin mustache) that is John Waters, he turned 62 today. To celebrate the occasion we bring you the most memorable moments from that oh-so-memorable masterpiece Pink Flamingos.
Indie Craft Nite
Did you guys know that every Tuesday night is Indie Craft Nite at Anomaly in 5 Points? Well it is, and we just found out. Sounds like a good deal.....bring $5, YOB, and your crafting skills. We would love to see some of your work if you go, feel free to email it to us.
La Pequena is Back
WOW! La Pequena has been super busy the past 2 weeks. Check out his/her/its newest videos. First up is a reprisal of La Pequena Amy Winehouse, and then as Patricia Maldonado (some random Spanish reporter).
Happy Earth Day
Happy Birthday Mother Earth! Click Here for some tips from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) to help you switch to a greener way of life.
Now Hiring!
This little hidden gem (whore house) in Riverside, Cinderellas, is now hiring dancers. If you know anyone who is a total skank with all kinds of VD's, etc. please let them know that there is work available for them, just call (904) 388-5001 for more info!
On eBay
People are so crazy! Check out this eBay auction and bid on a "spicy pork rind that looks like Jesus holding a lamb!" LOL.
"This is really weird! I was eating my lunch(Simms Hot & Spicy pork rinds & cottage cheese...trying to get back on Atkins diet :)) & I picked up a pork rind & just happened to look at it before I put it in my mouth & I thought it looked like a picture or sculpture I have seen somewhere of Jesus sitting holding a lamb ! What do you think?? I can see Jesus's face & the lambs face & ear & legs & body & Jesus's hands and arms around it & his robe hanging down. It looks like he is sitting & holding the lamb on his lap & nuzzling it. If anyone recalls the picture or sculpture I'm thinking of, please let me know! I looked a little online & didn't find it. It was really hard to get a really good close-up picture..I took several so you can hopefully see it as I see it. Anyway, I was listing stuff on eBay already & thought I'd list this too! Ya' never know! Makes my store name a little more appropriate, don't you think??"
Hilary Can Still Win
This video is awesome. Check out a well devised solution for Hilary Clinton to win the Presidency.
Our New Favorite News Lady
After watching this video of CBS47 News Reporter Cathi Carson we have decided that she is our new favorite local news personality. We loved watching the former Miami Attorneys intimate lunch with her brother in Sarasota. That Martini (and then wine) looks delicious!
Represent
This video for Martina McBrides song For These Times shows Jacksonville locals writing out their wishes on a whiteboard. If you look real close you might see Amadeus from Gator Country 99.9.
Money for Plasma
Check out this sign from the Cedar Hills shopping center off of Blanding Boulevard. Times are tough....
(Taken from Folio Weeklys Blog)
Monday, April 21, 2008
That Guy
Alright, cmon everyone, you KNOW you've experienced THAT GUY in your office that inappropriately touches all over everyone and invades your personal space....right? We have one or two on the Jacksonville Confidential staff that will remain anonymous, but you know who you are. Check out this funny lil video about just such a guy.
UFO Sighting
According to First Coast News a couple of St. Augustine residents claim that they saw a UFO or two on Saturday night. Click Here for the full story and check out the footage from FLAGIRL77 below. We are adding this to our list of mythical sightings.
(Submitted by Brandon)
Jacksonville Suns' Thursday Throwdown
Robyn sent us over some pics from last weeks Thursday Throwdown with the Jacksonville Suns. Last week kicked off the ever popular Thursday Throwdown (Thirsty Thursdays) for the season. This week the Jacksonville Suns take on the Montgomery Biscuits and the Huntsville Stars - both away.
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